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Monday, February 16, 2004
The Less The Merrier 6:31 AM
After a long hiatus offline,
Frantana has returned to the delight of fetishist office web surfers everywhere. Not only do they have a bevy of
marriage-minded amputee woman waiting to hear from you, but they have expanded into new amputee markets!
Frantana is now offering the services of
high quality amputee models.
That's right, high quality amputee models - not those bargain basement amputee models that only have their limbs partially
severed. After looking at the site, I agree that these women have the goods, or rather, they
don't have the goods, so to speak. To prove this, the
showcase model on the site is a triple amputee.
Even more adventuresome, Frantana is now offering a
book of amputee erotica written by the "One-Legged Priestess of Love," herself! If you don't got it then flaunt it seems to be the motto for today.
Irregardless of my gibes, Frantana does provide a valuable service for many people. Hell, she's even helping
Russian amputee children. One thing I miss from the old Frantana site, though, was the page of "satisfied customer" letters. It really proved that these is somebody out there for
anyone.
Monday, February 09, 2004
Snake, I Thought You Were Dead 4:30 PM
During a marathon bout of channel surfing I happened to run across
the Computer Chronicles show on public TV. "Gad," I thought, "how old can this rerun be?" To my delight I discovered that the Computer Chronicles is still going strong after
20 years! What's really weird is that it looks like Stewart Cheifet hasn't aged one bit since I used to watch the show in my 20s.
You can also view
past episodes at the
Internet Archive. Unfortunately, the
episodes only go back to 1993. I wish they went pack to 1984 so I could see what Cheifet said about that frigging
Microsoft Basic I bought for $150!
Monday, February 02, 2004
Tastes Like Chicken 9:34 AM
A Times Online article reports on a German cannibal who ate his
willing victims. Besides the usual news of the weird aspect of this article, I find it to be interesting on many other levels.
Pursuit of Happiness - "...at least five men had already declared their willingness to be eaten." Let's get those right to die laws on the books!
History - "Cannibalism not only breaches moral and social taboos, it hits a nerve for a whole generation of Germans who remember the desperate eating of human organs during the Nazi invasion of the Soviet Union." So wartime Germans preferred organs. Yuck! I would have gone for the meat!
Censorship - "For German literature however wartime cannibalism remained a forbidden subject." I see a new play on the horizon.
Mondo Cane - "Police have confiscated 50 videos which are said to be worth thousands on the very specialised market for cannibal acts." It's a sub-class of the snuff film market. Can you imagine the conversations these video collectors have? "...and then he strangles him to death." "Yeah, but does he eat the body afterwards?" "Um, er, no." "Sorry, not interested."
Etiquette - "He says that he and the victim fried and ate part of the victim�s body before leaving the kitchen for the slaughtering room..." Would it be appropriate to refuse to go through the procedure if you think you taste bad?
Social Impact of Technology - "...modern cannibals use deep-freezing to extend and ration out their pleasure. Primitive cannibals used to eat their victims all at one go soon after killing." I can't wait to see freezer manufacturers target this audience.
And at the bottom of the article is a list of other cannibal related stories you may have missed.
Damn, human beings would be a lot more interesting if we could re-grow body parts!
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