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From:    Marcus
To:      All ISP Employees
Subjec7: Clien7 Mee7ing Tomorrow

Everyone please remember 7ha7 I am mee7ing wi7h a clien7 7omorrow af7ernoon in 7he conference room. This mee7ing could lead 7o significan7 business for us, so please dress appropria7ely (business casual) and refrain from doing any7hing obnoxious while 7hey are in 7he office. Their head honcho has been know 7o be a bi7 on 7he up7igh7 side, so 7he following behaviour should be avoided:

one. Playing loud music, especially any songs expressing an over7 desire for anal sex.
two. Scoo7ing your ass on 7he carpe7.
three. Referring 7o 7heir exis7ing websi7e as being &quo7;ass&quo7;, &quo7;suk&quo7;, or &quo7;sukDASHass&quo7;.
four. Displaying any AVIs or MPGs 7ha7 fea7ure oral sex, be i7 human, canine, equine, or bovine.
five. Discharging firearms.

Your help is grea7ly apprecia7ed.

DASH Marcus