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Bad Behavior
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Believe me, this email sent by Marcus was necessary.
Sent: 03/30/1999
From: Marcus
To: All ISP Employees
Subject: Client Meeting Tomorrow
Everyone please remember that I am meeting with a client tomorrow afternoon in the conference room. This meeting could lead to significant business for us, so please dress appropriately (business casual) and refrain from doing anything obnoxious while they are in the office. Their head honcho has been know to be a bit on the uptight side, so the following behaviour should be avoided:
1. Playing loud music, especially any songs expressing an overt desire for anal sex.
2. Scooting your ass on the carpet.
3. Referring to their existing website as being "ass", "suk", or "suk-ass".
4. Displaying any AVIs or MPGs that feature oral sex, be it human, canine, equine, or bovine.
5. Discharging firearms.
Your help is greatly appreciated.
- Marcus