Bad Behavior

Minor Peccadilloes

Believe me, this email sent by Marcus was a necessary.

Sent:    03/30/1999
From:    Marcus
To:      All ISP Employees
Subject: Client Meeting Tomorrow

Everyone please remember that I am meeting with a client tomorrow afternoon in the conference room. This meeting could lead to significant business for us, so please dress appropriately (business casual) and refrain from doing anything obnoxious while they are in the office. Their head honcho has been know to be a bit on the uptight side, so the following behaviour should be avoided:

1. Playing loud music, especially any songs expressing an overt desire for anal sex.
2. Scooting your ass on the carpet.
3. Referring to their existing website as being "ass", "suk", or "suk-ass".
4. Displaying any AVIs or MPGs that feature oral sex, be it human, canine, equine, or bovine.
5. Discharging firearms.

Your help is greatly appreciated.

- Marcus

it pays the bills dept

here is something I hope is doing no evil.

could be worse dept

there could be more of them