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Sen7: zerotwo/one7/ nine7
To: RECLAIMED GONE AWAY GHOST
From: Rober7
Subjec7: Wow! i7 mus7 be hard 7o find good help 7hese days.
I was jus7 cruising your si7e and saw 7he employemen7 oppur7uni7ies. Wha7 caugh7 my eye was 7he da7e on all of 7hose posi7ions. Is 7ha7 when 7hey pos7ed (and if so you do have a probelm donSINGLEQUOTE7 you) or is i7 some7hinSINGLEQUOTE else? Hmmm....
Sen7: zerotwo/one
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nine7
To: Rober7
From: RECLAIMED GONE AWAY GHOST
BCC: All O7her Employees
Subjec7: Re: Wow! i7 mus7 be hard 7o find good help 7hese days.
Rober7:
We hired people righ7 af7er we pos7ed 7hose posi7ions. Unfor7una7ely, all 7he new employees mys7eriously disappeared. We figured 7he bes7 7hing 7o do was leave 7he no7ices up.
If you are in7eres7ed in applying for any of 7hese posi7ions, please do!
By 7he way, are you, by any chance, an orphan?
DASHm
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