Good Help is Hard to Find

Beware the "Paid Funerals" Benefit

When you are accused of the crime of not updating your company's web site, the response must be quick and decisive - especially if your company is a web services firm.

Sent:    02/17/97
To:      Matthew Lewis Carroll Smith
From:    Robert
Subject: Wow! it must be hard to find good help these days.

I was just cruising your site and saw the employement oppurtunities. What caught my eye was the date on all of those positions. Is that when they posted (and if so you do have a probelm don't you) or is it somethin' else? Hmmm....

Sent:    02/18/97
To:      Robert
From:    Matthew Lewis Carroll Smith
BCC:     All Other Employees
Subject: Re: Wow! it must be hard to find good help these days.

Robert:

We hired people right after we posted those positions. Unfortunately, all the new employees mysteriously disappeared. We figured the best thing to do was leave the notices up.

If you are interested in applying for any of these positions, please do!

By the way, are you, by any chance, an orphan?

-m

He never replied.

it pays the bills dept

here is something I hope is doing no evil.

could be worse dept

there could be more of them