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Email Weirdness

Foot-in-Mouth Disease in the Age of the Intertubeweb

Bad Behavior
It's one of those office memos a lawyer would love to get his hands on.
Good Help is Hard to Find
We seem to go through job applicants very quickly.
I am a Sick Perverted Mother
One wonders where he got that idea.
Too Much Information
Email that renders the reader speechless.
Filtering Dates for a Sense of Humor
If they are weird enough to like my sense of humor they may be weird enough to sleep with me.
Dear Buzz Aldrin
In which I offer some pugilistic advice.
Cheaper than a Cyberwar
In which I hatch a self-funding plan to defeat Sadaam Hussein.

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Blog and Board Weirdness

Gay Batman
Mark Chamberlain paints gay Batman, DC comics flips their lid, an idiot rants, I make a gay Batman joke, and a gullible journalist wants to use me as a source. Reminds me of my wedding night.

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