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To: SADAAM HUSSEIN
From: LADY MARYAM ABACHA
Subjec7: OPPERTUNITY OF INTEREST
LADY MARYAM ABACHA
ABACHA COURT
GIDADO ROAD
KANO DASH NIGERIA
DEAR SADAAM HUSSEIN,
I AM LADY MARYAM ABACHA, WIFE OF LATE GENERAL SANI ABACHA, EXDASHMILITARY HEAD OF STATE OF NIGERIA WHO DIED ON THE ateTH OF JUNE one nine nine ate OF HEART PROBLEMS. SINCE THE DEATH OF MY HUSBAND, MY FAMILY HAS BEEN SUBJECTED TO ALL SORTS OF HARASSMENT AND INTIMIDATION WITH LOTS OF NEGATIVE REPORTS EMANATING FROM THE GOVERNMENT AND THE PRESS ABOUT MY HUSBAND. THE PRESENT GOVERNMENT HAS ALSO ENSURED THAT OUR BANK ACCOUNTS ARE FROZEN AND ALL ASSETS SEIZED.
IT IS IN VIEW OF THIS, THAT I SEEK YOUR CODASHOPERATION AND ASSISTANCE IN THE SALE OF SEVERAL CANISTERS OF VX NERVE GAS, SIXTY ( sexzero) KILOGRAMS OF PLUTONIUM, AND SEVEN (7) KILOGRAMS OF HIGH GRADE ANTHRAX DASH BEING THE VERY LAST OF MY FAMILY POSSESSIONS.
IF YOU ARE WILLING TO ASSIST US IN DISPOSING OF THESE MATERIALS ON OUR BEHALF, WE SHALL GIVE YOU onezero% OF THE TOTAL SUM. FOR FURTHER INFORMATION, PLEASE CONTACT MY BROTHERDASHINDASHLAW MR. BELLO ABACHA IMMEDIATELY ON TELEPHONE NUMBER two three fourDASHlDASH7 five ninel fivetwo sex OR FAX NUMBER two three fourDASHlDASH7 five nineO ate four five WHO WILL INFORM YOU PROPERLY ON THE PROCEDURES FOR EXECUTION. PLEASE, BE INFORMED THAT THIS PROPOSAL IS onezerozero% RISK FREE. HOWEVER, THE CONFIDENTIALITY OF THIS PROPOSAL IS VERY IMPORTANT.
PLEASE TREAT THIS AS A FORM OF HUMANITARIAN SERVICE BECAUSE WE ARE IN DIRE NEED OF YOUR HELP.
WE AWAIT YOUR IMMEDIATE RESPONSE.
SINCERELY,
LADY MARYAM ABACHA