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Top Ten Things More Important than Weekly Updates

Sometimes you have to set the record straight. I posted this on the HBO forum.

Re: That Mr Soell...
Posted By: paean.doer #PC#
Date: 2/3/03 12:43 a.m.
In Response To: Re: That Mr Soell... (Shishka)

Good answer, Shishka!

: Just what can Mr Soell possibly be doing that is more important than
: providing weekly updates to the adoring, dedicated, waiting-for-Halo
: 2-is-like-having-ants-crawling-on-my-skin masses?

MATT'S LIST OF THINGS THAT ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN WEEKLY UPDATES
1) Annoying the fans.
2) That cute waitress at Starbucks.
3) Microsoft hide-and-seek: Microsoft lackeys show up and everyone hides.
4) Polishing Jason Jones' new pet goat.
5) Halo practice. Lots and lots and lots of practice.
6) Cine-maxx screenings: they recently became much more popular when Staten started using Halo 2 characters to make animated porn. ("Yes mam, Cortana, they call me the brute!")
7) Looking for Soffish... still.
8) Trying to get *#@)@*#$&@ Microsoft Word, Excel, and PowerPoint to work.
9) Boning up on Microsoft puzzles - just in case.
10) Three Words: Silent Curtain Runners!

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