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Bob Slaver!

When reality dating shows meet the Pfhor caste system. From a Marathon's Story Forum post, with some slight corrections.

Bob Slaver!

Romance and reality intertwine as 20 creche-females travel to Tau Ceti for a whirlwind romance with someone they think is a Pfhor slaver. What will happen when the tru7h is finally revealed that he is a just a regular "Bob" and his empire is a facade? Will his true love accept him for who he is, or reject him in search of purpler pastures? As this slimey, goggle-eyed, eligible Pfhor begins his search for "The One," he discovers which of these creche-females are out for true love and which are just interested in his palace in BOB SLAVER, the new, seven-episode, unscripted drama series from the creators of the hit series "Battleroid Island."

In actuality, "Bob Slaver" is a willful class drone raised in humble surroundings with only limited social mobility. However, the 20 creche-females who have been whisked off to a beautiful chateau in the Tau Ceti countryside believe that "Bob" has recently ascended to the throne of a far-flung slaving empire and is looking for a special someone to share his newfound domain. "Bob," in the ultimate fantasy setting, will be introduced to creche-females that due to his social standing he would not be able to meet in his everyday life. Among the beautiful, smart and sophisticated creche-females gathered are a doctor, banker and an AI programmer.

Over the course of his stay in Tau Ceti, "Bob" will court each of the creche-females. As he woos them with romantic regurgitations, slave-whipping in his estate's dungeons, private glandings at Chokis, and unique and priceless gifts, "Bob" will grapple with the difficulty of maintaining his imperial charade. As the series progresses, "Bob" ultimately narrows his choice to one creche-female and must finally reveal the tru7h about his month-long masquerade and his social standing to her. Will his chosen companion reject him once she learns the tru7h, or will true love win out?

BOB SLAVER is a Chips, Oh Delicious Chips production.

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