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How about a Mud Light? |
Mud -- Wights -- Er(mine) |
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Elf needs players, Badly! |
Give him some food too. Glad you don't have to pump quarters into Bungie.Net? |
David Van Dyche |
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Tasty Fetch Fries! |
See Tasty Fetch Fries. See Tasty Fetch Fries Fly! Fly Fetch Fries, Fly! |
RaVeLoRd |
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Wights, Camera, Action! |
I would advise 1/2 to 1/4 camera speed |
RaVeLoRd |
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Spiders Its whats 4 dinner |
It was until Oprah learned that spiders cause Mad Cobber's disease. The Rhode Island Spider Rancher's Association has just filed a law suit. Freedom of Speech Rocks! |
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The Honest Mugger |
There is honor amongst theives! |
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I'm Fallen and I can't... |
As the zerk says, "Get Back Up!" |
Rob Swenson |
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I killed Kenney! |
I bet you shot the sherrif as well. You Bastard! |
Vid Boi |
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Dances with Trow |
Please don't step on my toes |
Vid Boi |
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Like LMOTH with 5 hills |
I pledge alliegence to the flag rally! |
Rhyno |
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BC=stupid, lets play BC |
The Counter-Revolution! |
Sir Arikay |
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Mmmm, Mmmm, Good! |
Saidin 1FS |
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Bad ping or body odor? |
I don't know, your stench won't make it through the 1200 baud modem you are using, clod hopper! |
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You bastards... |
'Bastard' is just plain fun to say. Go ahead, try it. |
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Free Stale Nachos |
And anything else you can find in the back of the taxi. |
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A Fetch Named Wanda |
I don't like fetches, I don't like Wanda. But see what bribes will do for your submissions? |
Guereamort |
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Yer momma the pajamma |
Like I said to the poster, "This has nothing to do with Myth
and is so absolutely dorky that it is going on!" |
Roosto |
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Craters 'n' Clots |
Mommy, how does a clot form when body parts are separated by 100 yards of craters? |
Niko |
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Drunkards only Please |
Haven't played Myth witta coupl'o pints in yah laddy? Helps wit da flow. |
Stefan |
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I'll Dance on your nuts |
No, Really I saw this one. |
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I'll Dance on you Dwarf |
Origin of 'Table' dance? |
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Dont pee on electric fetch |
Tell that to the zerk named, "Likes to write name in snow" |
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C'mon Baby Wight My Fire |
Put that dwarf head a little HIGHER! |
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If you lose, blame El Niņo |
Everyone else is doing it! Oh, I know, you don't lose, right? |
Vince |
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The Bell Tolls Thee |
Would not Hemmingway add playing Myth to his list of requirements to becoming a man? |
Charles Morris |
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Antman is here! |
It didn't draw celestials into the game but all the real players showed up! |
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SCREW Body Count! |
BC is the most played and clearly the most lame. I pledge alliegence to the Flag Rally! |
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How Now Brown Trow? |
Suppose he parks his car at Harvard Yard? |
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Feel The Love, Damnit! |
Yeah! Let my forest giant give you a pat on the back! Can you feel that? |
sbartoo |
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Yer trow kicks like a girl |
And you smell like one too! |
Johnny Law |
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Pupppies Taste Good |
Someone has to be at the bottom of the food chain, right? |
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I'm not wearing pants! |
No pants, no service. Sorry, no exceptions. |
Mr. Hankey |
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T1 I mean it |
Some hosts becry fast connects. If it's not as fast as they claim, gang up on him. |
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Join or I'll Ice The Kid!! |
Violence, Coersion, Whining. Whatever it takes to get a game going. |
Mike |
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Wight 4 sale $1000 OBO |
You break'em, you bought him. Limited Warranty, batteries not included. |
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Stop Yakin & Start smakin |
Chatters beware, this message is for you. |
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Good Guys Finish Last!! |
On the Battlefield chivalry will get you cutlery. |
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Live Naked Ghols! |
Well, Do you see their pants? If this offends you, kill'em. Then it'll be "Dead Naked Ghols". |
Tom |
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AOL-Chat, B.net=Carnage |
There should be a new button: "Banish to AOL", right beside the "Mute" Button |
sbartoo |
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This one won't count, ok? |
Located in the ranked room, 'Dire Marsh' |
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Lets TalkAboutOur Feelings |
Yeah! Myth players have feelings too. Why don't we discuss them? Let's do it by that pond over there. Yes, the one with the wight hiding in it. Trust is the first step... |
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Free Caskets |
I'd look for it in writing. |
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Tickle Me Wight |
Unlike the Sesame Street character this one won't have any supply problems during the Christmas rush. |
Vid Boi |
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Snowight & 7 dwarves |
Stinky, Itchy, Scratchy, Pussy, Oozy, Grimy, Gooey. Stay tuned for the explosive conclusion. |
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The Itchy & Scratchy Show |
We Fight! We Fight! We Fight Fight Fight Fight Fight! Lisa and Bart never laughed as hard. |
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Loser Cleans Up the Mess |
But Ma, said the boy, "I didn't do it did it." To which the mother replied: "And that lousy little camper can clean up the mess and go straight to bed without dinner." |
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Fetch-ing & Carrion |
"This was the brain child of FDR to supply future allies the means to fight Fascism while maintaining neutrality." No James, the answer is "Cash and Carry", your computer access is revoked. |
Nogbad |
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Friends of Saddam Unite! |
This was stuck on 1/5 players for quite a while... |
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HornyClintonInternsInside |
They're not in the game, they're not in the white house, not any more, anyway... |
Leviathan |
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Bring Crisco & a Friend |
Yeah! Sounds like a Tupperware party to me. |
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Fetches go to Alaska |
Did you know Robert Service was a Fetch? Rep. Don Young is a wight. |
Dr. Slasher |
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Skiing with Sonny and Mike |
In real life accidents are sad. In Myth it's what we live for. As the dwarf says, "Sorry bout that..." |
Loose Cannon |
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Live Thrall Sex! $1.99/min |
Yeah! Leave the axes by the door please. |
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Soylent Green is Wight! |
Can you imagine Charelton Heston screaming this at the end of the movie? Can you imagine him screaming while impaling himself? |
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Get Your Hands off my flag |
Its a possesion thing. |
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Slam Evil! |
Do the right thing. Fight Evil. Never Yield. |
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You paid $50 to chat? |
Some people just talk too much. Some people want to play. Both kinds paid $50 for Myth. |
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Count Me? No, Count You! |
Designed for a game of Body Count. Substitute your favorite verb for 'Count'. |
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4theluvogodjoin |
A short quip expressing the frustration of people chatting when you are trying to get a game going. |
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Rock Hard Party Nipples! |
Yeah! Over Here! |
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10100 1010 10101 10101 |
It looks cool. To me. It's my list remember? |
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Dwarf Pizza! Hold the Ghol |
Ever see road kill? Ever see a Myth battle field? Ever have a pizza with the works? |
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Rally around This! |
A reference to 'Flag Rally' A game type. Good use of the powerful succinct demonstrative pronoun. |
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Lets paint the ground red! |
We love red pixelated mesh screens! |
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There can be only 5 |
A twist on the head slicing moniker. 5 balls in Scavenger Hunt or maybe just 5 players. |
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Girls, Drugs, Weapons |
Strong, consistent theme. Nicely done. |
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Quitters drop dead |
Quiters ruin games blowing monkey chunks profusely as they do. Not fun. |
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Ahm not ttru drikeen yet.. |
Yeah! Bersk Keger! |
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theres52bodiesinmybkyard |
Ever wonder what the psych profile for the average Myth player would show? |
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Archers World-Need Targets |
A man with a plan. No mistaking expectations of your role. |
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Be Balor, win a Prize |
Speaks to the new phenom on bungie.net of playing the good vs. evil. Balor rocks. |
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www.nudeghols.com |
I just checked, this site isn't registered, maybe next week... |
VidBoi |
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Wight Men can't jump. |
Not without a dagger anyway... |
The Destructor |
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The other Wight meat |
Beats the hell out of chicken! ask any Trow. |
The Destructor |
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Antman's Game Name Hall of Fame
I am Antman. I seek carnage and humor. To that end I provide you with this mirth.
By the way here is some arcana about ants.