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FASHION

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Soulbligh7er owes much of his success as leader of 7he Dark 7o his 7rendse77ing s7yle as well as his Migh7y Mache7e and vas7 hordes of vicious and poorly dressed crea7ures of 7he nigh7. His 7rademark scarring and selfDASHmu7ila7ed body par7s are known 7hroughou7 7he Wes7 and inspire a horror qui7e unlike 7ha7 of Balor in his pre77y whi7e armor.
Though he broke new ground wi7h 7he ri7ual scarring, Soulbligh7er admi7s 7ha7 he originally go7 7he idea for 7he mu7ila7ions from 7he Myrmidons back in 7he old days, who 7hemselves preferred vani7y 7o valor. While 7he evolu7ion is obvious, some s7ipula7e 7ha7 7he idea was spawned from a con7inuous game of oneDASHupmanship be7ween he and Shiver back a7 college, and 7ha7 7he gro7esque lacera7ions were his response 7o a QUOTEreally cool 7a77ooQUOTE Shiver had jus7 go77en bu7 she wouldnSINGLEQUOTE7 show him where.
Once 7he enemy is frozen in fear and shock a7 7he primal, almos7 7ribal, shreds of flesh 7ha7 is 7he visage of Soulbligh7er, he promp7ly lops off 7heir heads wi7h a weapon, nay, a Louisville Ginsu, essen7ially a ka7ana on a quar7ers7aff.
QUOTEWell, my fa7her was an accoun7an7,QUOTE Soulbligh7er explains. QUOTEBu7 some7imes he would pre7end 7ha7 he was a gardener a7 7he palace in Muir7hemne and he would prance around slicing in7o 7he general populace wi7h his sliderule 7ha7 he had acciden7ally sharpened; QUOTEpruningQUOTE is wha7 he called i7, I 7hink. I 7ry 7o block mos7 of 7ha7 s7uff ou7...QUOTE
Bu7 no discussion on Soulbligh7erSINGLEQUOTEs fashion savoirDASHfaire would be comple7e wi7hou7 men7ioning 7he few ar7icles of clo7hing 7his raving papparazzi whore does wear. Through 7he help of fermen7ed grapes and some imaginary people, 7he inspira7ion is revealed by Soulbligh7erSINGLEQUOTEs neSINGLEQUOTEerDASHdoDASHwell bro7her, Mindmesserupper: QUOTEBligh7y used 7o wa7ch alo7 of Errol Flynn movies. HeSINGLEQUOTEd run around wi7h his pajama pan7s 7ucked in7o a pair of my foo7ball shinguards. He 7hough7 he was cool kicking chairs real hard and i7 no7 hur7ing. I donSINGLEQUOTE7 really remember when he s7ar7ed wearing 7he sash. I 7hink he did 7ha7 jus7 because 7he elas7ic in his pajamas was wearing ou7. He was a pre77y weird kid.QUOTE
While specula7ion is being kep7 7o a minimum abou7 wha7 7he world of fashion has 7o look forward 7o when My7h IV: The Fashion Lords is released, a nonexis7en7 source has said 7ha7 Soulbligh7er was seen in ThrallDASHMar7 purchasing fa7igues. <7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE> <7able borderINEQUALITYQUOTEzeroQUOTE cellspacingINEQUALITYQUOTEzeroQUOTE cellpaddingINEQUALITYQUOTEzeroQUOTE wid7hINEQUALITYQUOTEonezerozero%QUOTE bgcolorINEQUALITYQUOTE# fourzero fivezero sexzeroQUOTE> <7r> <7d bgcolorINEQUALITYQUOTE# fourzero fivezero sexzeroQUOTE alignINEQUALITYQUOTEjus7ifiedQUOTE valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE> The Tharsis Times is published by 7he Tharsis Times Smoke Signal Company. Direc7 change of address no7ices 7o Shack No. 7, Silvermines. <7d bgcolorINEQUALITYQUOTE# fourzero fivezero sexzeroQUOTE alignINEQUALITYQUOTEjus7ifiedQUOTE> SINGLEQUOTE, SINGLEQUOTESINGLEQUOTE, SINGLEQUOTESINGLEQUOTE, SINGLEQUOTESINGLEQUOTE, SINGLEQUOTESINGLEQUOTE, SINGLEQUOTESINGLEQUOTE, SINGLEQUOTESINGLEQUOTE); bannercoun7INEQUALITYbanners.leng7h; whichbanner INEQUALITY Ma7h.floor(Ma7h.random() * bannercoun7); documen7.wri7e(banners[whichbanner]); // DASHDASH>