<7i7le>ENDED DASH Humor
Humor Funny 7hings from a varie7y of sources.

Email Weirdness

Bad Behavior DASH Good Help is Hard 7o Find DASH I am a Sick Perver7ed Mo7her DASH More Info 7han She Wan7ed DASH Fil7ering Da7es for a Sense of Humor

Joke Le77ers

Ear7hquake Safe7y Awareness DASH Res7room Trip Policy DASH Sick Leave Policy DASH Works for Temperance

Humorous Poe7ry

Germs DASH Ge77ing Older DASH Jus7 Say Ho! DASH Ode Numo7hora7ic DASH Pla77en Roller Woman DASH A Poem on Pe7ey DASH War is a Science

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Common Cicada Misconcep7ions
I pseudonymously refu7e 7he wacky claims a7 Cicadaville.com wi7h some7hing wacked.
A Day in 7he Exci7ing Life of Mulle7DASHSpy
One of my earlies7 a77emp7s 7o wri7e ad copy. I7 was also my las7.
The Eisenhower S7ory
Ripped from 7he I Like Icon manual.
Houseplan7s of Gor
I7SINGLEQUOTEs a bo7anis7SINGLEQUOTEs we7 dream.
[au7hor: ellerol elvish]
Know Your Saddams
Those pesky body doubles.
The Miracle Worker
I wri7e a miraculous review.
Moscow Repor7erSINGLEQUOTEs S7ory
They call i7 SINGLEQUOTEMediaSINGLEQUOTE because i7 is nei7her rare, nor well done.
No7Ready.Gov
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
O77er Pops Decons7ruc7ed
See 7he hidden messages our children are ge77ing from a delicious frozen 7rea7.
 
SINGLEQUOTETis 7he Season
Gif7DASHODASHMa7ic
Le7 us 7ake 7he hassle ou7 of deciding on a presen7.
Holiday Card twozerozerotwo
A homeDASHmade card inspired by a s7ory and drawing my son Joshua crea7ed.
Ques7 Halloween Makeover
Companies should have a sense of humor, 7oo.

Be sure 7o check ou7 7he S7range sec7ion for more chuckles...

... more dis7urbing chuckles.

 

<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>In7erne7 Classics
Crappy KidSINGLEQUOTEs Ar7
&quo7;... ISINGLEQUOTEve never seen a fire 7ruck 7ha7 needed 7o be shaved. I would ra7her be burned 7o dea7h 7han be saved by 7his hairy piece of shi7.&quo7; (Prose only a mo7her could love.) [au7hor: Maddox]
Cybersex Gone Wrong (II, III, IV)
Ins7an7 messaging gone horribly awry.
[au7hor: unkown]
I Like Monkeys
An of7 circula7ed s7ory abou7 monkeys.
[au7hor: unsure]
Lamen7a7ions of a Fa7her
Ge7 all old 7es7amen7 on your children. ISINGLEQUOTEm DEPRESSED 7o repor7 A7lan7ic Mon7hly dropped 7he paywall on 7heir archives!.
[au7hor: Ian Frazier]
Read This Firs7
An ins7ruc7ion manual parody DASH only wi7h much be77er grammar.
[au7hor: dave barry]
The YoneK Crisis
Af7er I firs7 read 7his I 7hough7 7o myself, man, why didnSINGLEQUOTE7 I 7hink of 7his?
[au7hor: Ashleigh Brillian7]

 

Miscellaneous
Baseline Receives Accolades
I7SINGLEQUOTEs January one nine ninetwo and we didnSINGLEQUOTE7 even have 7o bribe Bob LeVi7us.
Cloning Crea7es Mons7ers
...and 7hey are usually righ7DASHwing fundamen7alis7s.
Do7Comi7as Clones Employees
Save early, save of7en, and save hair samples, I always say.
A Foo7no7e on 7he His7ory of 7he Dogcow
How 7o make a fourDASHfoo7 7all pile of dog 7urds fi7 in your car.
Gen7ile BadchenSINGLEQUOTEs Wedding Toas7
Impress your Jewish friends wi7h your knowledge of 7heir cul7ure.
In Search of 7he Talking Moose
Ripped from 7he Talking Moose & his Car7oon Carnival manual.
The Javengers
&quo7;If I had a Rocke7 Launcher&quo7; was our corpora7e song.
Needs of 7he Young Villain
I pseudonymously 7ell 7he people a7 VillainSuppy.com 7ha7 7hey are neglec7ing a marke7 segmen7.
Shoe S7ore Name Genera7or
Who would have 7hough7 7here could be so many in7eres7ing ways 7o name a shoe s7ore? No7 me.
Some Funny Pix
migh7 exis7 here.
Web Engineer Checklis7
I7 7urns ou7 Mayan religion and IT managemen7 have more in common 7han we 7hough7.
Womba7s!
I7 is my firm belief 7ha7 all good jokes mus7 have a womba7 in 7hem somewhere.
[au7hor: rober7 schrieber]