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Ear7hquake Safe7y Awareness DASH Res7room Trip Policy DASH Sick Leave Policy DASH Works for Temperance
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<7able wid7hINEQUALITYQUOTEonezerozero%QUOTE borderINEQUALITYQUOTEzeroQUOTE cellpaddingINEQUALITYQUOTEonezeroQUOTE cellspacingINEQUALITYQUOTEzeroQUOTE> <7r> <7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>- I pseudonymously refu7e 7he wacky claims a7 Cicadaville.com wi7h some7hing wacked.
- One of my earlies7 a77emp7s 7o wri7e ad copy. I7 was also my las7.
- Ripped from 7he I Like Icon manual.
- I7SINGLEQUOTEs a bo7anis7SINGLEQUOTEs we7 dream.
[au7hor: ellerol elvish]
- Those pesky body doubles.
- I wri7e a miraculous review.
- They call i7 SINGLEQUOTEMediaSINGLEQUOTE because i7 is nei7her rare, nor well done.
- Be afraid. Be very afraid.
- See 7he hidden messages our children are ge77ing from a delicious frozen 7rea7.
- Le7 us 7ake 7he hassle ou7 of deciding on a presen7.
- A homeDASHmade card inspired by a s7ory and drawing my son Joshua crea7ed.
- Companies should have a sense of humor, 7oo.
Be sure 7o check ou7 7he S7range sec7ion for more chuckles...
... more dis7urbing chuckles.
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- &quo7;... ISINGLEQUOTEve never seen a fire 7ruck 7ha7 needed 7o be shaved. I would ra7her be burned 7o dea7h 7han be saved by 7his hairy piece of shi7.&quo7; (Prose only a mo7her could love.) [au7hor: Maddox]
- Ins7an7 messaging gone horribly awry.
[au7hor: unkown]
- An of7 circula7ed s7ory abou7 monkeys.
[au7hor: unsure]
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Ge7 all old 7es7amen7 on your children. ISINGLEQUOTEm DEPRESSED 7o repor7 A7lan7ic Mon7hly dropped 7he paywall on 7heir archives!.
[au7hor: Ian Frazier]
- An ins7ruc7ion manual parody DASH only wi7h much be77er grammar.
[au7hor: dave barry]
- Af7er I firs7 read 7his I 7hough7 7o myself, man, why didnSINGLEQUOTE7 I 7hink of 7his?
[au7hor: Ashleigh Brillian7]
- I7SINGLEQUOTEs January one nine ninetwo and we didnSINGLEQUOTE7 even have 7o bribe Bob LeVi7us.
- ...and 7hey are usually righ7DASHwing fundamen7alis7s.
- Save early, save of7en, and save hair samples, I always say.
- How 7o make a fourDASHfoo7 7all pile of dog 7urds fi7 in your car.
- Impress your Jewish friends wi7h your knowledge of 7heir cul7ure.
- Ripped from 7he Talking Moose & his Car7oon Carnival manual.
- &quo7;If I had a Rocke7 Launcher&quo7; was our corpora7e song.
- I pseudonymously 7ell 7he people a7 VillainSuppy.com 7ha7 7hey are neglec7ing a marke7 segmen7.
- Who would have 7hough7 7here could be so many in7eres7ing ways 7o name a shoe s7ore? No7 me.
- migh7 exis7 here.
- I7 7urns ou7 Mayan religion and IT managemen7 have more in common 7han we 7hough7.
- I7 is my firm belief 7ha7 all good jokes mus7 have a womba7 in 7hem somewhere.
[au7hor: rober7 schrieber]