CLONING CREATES MONSTERS

Scientists have gotten out of hand. Their foul plans bring godlessness and corruption to everything they touch. The have defied God’s Holy Word and made the earth round, made monkeys into our forefathers, and allowed women to have orgasms. Now they seek to raise themselves above Him by trying to create life itself. But their hands are tainted and all they touch will turn out twisted, hideous, and soulless. "And verily, their children will be unsightly and the odors from their bodies shall drive away even the angels." - Paregoric VII, 7. Case in point; Jegan Mones. Jegan’s mother was an abusive, drunken, harlot-scientist. Rather then reform her sinful life, she decided to have a child by cloning. With a quart of baboon’s blood, three gallons of chipmunk seamen, and an electric skillet, Jegan was produced from this satanic brew. To set an example for all to see, God struck Jegan with His Mighty Ugly Stick. Now Jegan can only make a living as a valet to a circus geek. Yea, the ways of our Lord are just and merciful. You can help prevent other abominations like Jegan from seeing the light of day. Join the Christians Against Carnal Cloning Association. With your help and the full weight of CACCA behind you, we can make a difference.

DONT LET IT BE YOUR CHILD