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bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.-
Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
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bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
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Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
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bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
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Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
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bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
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bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
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Sarah19fca: you like that?
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bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
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Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
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bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
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Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
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bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
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Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
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bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
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Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
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bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
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bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
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bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
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Sarah19fca: /ignore
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bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a b*tch anyway.
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bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.
- bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
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DirtyKate: OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
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DirtyKate: Who are you?
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bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
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bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
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DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
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bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
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DirtyKate: Haha! OK
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DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
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bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
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DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
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bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
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DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
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DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
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bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
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**pause**
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DirtyKate: I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
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bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
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bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
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**pause**
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DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
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bloodninja: How did you know?
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bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
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bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
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DirtyKate: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
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bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
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DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
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bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
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DirtyKate: What the f**k?
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DirtyKate: You perverted piece of s**t
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DirtyKate: F**k
- Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?
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J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie.
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Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg"
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J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and sh*t. You know, rollin with tha homies and sh*t.
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Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?
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J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns.
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Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
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J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby.
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Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
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J-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big.
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Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do?
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J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
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Partner6: It likes that.
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J-Dogg: aight.
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Partner6: Keep talking to me baby...
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J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
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Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.
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J-Dogg: I unzip my pants...
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Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.
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J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
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Partner6: WTF?!
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J-Dogg: Oh sh*t, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
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Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only f*ck women...
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J-Dogg: Sh*t just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!
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Partner6: You dipsh*t.
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J-Dogg: I whimper to myself...
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J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr.
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