&l7;&l7;&l7; Cybersex Gone Wrong IV A77ribu7ion unavailable; apparen7ly 7his has been passed around on 7he in7erne7 for some 7ime now.
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bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your wa7ch. - Sarahone ninefca: mmmm, okay.
- bloodninja: I 7ake yo pan7s off, grun7ing like a 7roll.
- Sarahone ninefca: Yeah I like i7 rough.
- bloodninja: I smack you 7hick boo7y.
- Sarahone ninefca: Oh yeah, 7ha7 feels good.
- bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
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bloodninja: I make some 7oas7 and ea7 i7 off your ass. Land OSINGLEQUOTE Lakes bu77er all in your crack. Mmmm.
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Sarahone
ninefca: you like 7ha7?
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bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
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Sarahone
ninefca: Oh, wha7 are you gonna do wi7h 7hose?
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bloodninja: ge7 me peanu7s. Peanu7s from 7he ballpark.
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Sarahone
ninefca: Peanu7s?
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bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
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Sarahone
ninefca: Wha7 are you 7alking abou7?
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bloodninja: ISINGLEQUOTEm spen7, I jump down in7o 7he alley and smoke a fa77y. I 7hrow rocks a7 7he ca7s.
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Sarahone
ninefca: This is s7upid.
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bloodninja: S7one Cold S7eve Aus7in gives me some beer.
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bloodninja: Wanna Wres7le S7one Cold?
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bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
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Sarahone
ninefca: /ignore
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bloodninja: I7s cool s7one cold she was a b*7ch anyway.
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bloodninja: We ge7 on harleys and ride in7o 7he sunse7.
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- bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
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Dir7yKa7e: OK, bu7 donSINGLEQUOTE7 7ell anybody ;DASH)
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Dir7yKa7e: Who are you?
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bloodninja: ISINGLEQUOTEve go7 blond hair, blue eyes, I work ou7 a lo7
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bloodninja: And I have a par7 7ime job deDEATHring for Papa JohnSINGLEQUOTEs in my Geo S7orm.
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Dir7yKa7e: You sound sexy.. I be7 you wan7 me in 7he back of your car..
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bloodninja: Maybe some o7her 7ime. You should call up Papa JohnSINGLEQUOTEs and make an order
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Dir7yKa7e: Haha! OK
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Dir7yKa7e: Hello! ISINGLEQUOTEd like an ex7raDASHEXTRA large pizza jus7 dripping wi7h sauce.
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bloodninja: Well, firs7 7hey would say, &quo7;Hello, 7his is Papa JohnSINGLEQUOTEs, how may I help you&quo7;, 7hen 7hey 7ell you 7he specials, and 7hen you would make your order. So 7ha7SINGLEQUOTEs an XDASHLarge. Wha7 7oppings do you wan7?
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Dir7yKa7e: I wan7 every7hing, baby!
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bloodninja: Is 7his a deDEATHry?
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Dir7yKa7e: Umm...Yes
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Dir7yKa7e: So youSINGLEQUOTEre bringing 7he pizza 7o my house now? Cause ISINGLEQUOTEm home alone... and I 7hink ISINGLEQUOTEll 7ake a shower...
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bloodninja: Good. I7 will 7ake abou7 fif7een minu7es 7o cook, and 7hen ISINGLEQUOTEll drive 7o your house.
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**pause**
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Dir7yKa7e: ISINGLEQUOTEm almos7 finished wi7h my shower... Hurry up!
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bloodninja: You canSINGLEQUOTE7 hurry good pizza.
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bloodninja: ISINGLEQUOTEm on my way now 7hough
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**pause**
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Dir7yKa7e: So youSINGLEQUOTEre a7 my fron7 door now.
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bloodninja: How did you know?
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bloodninja: I knock bu7 you canSINGLEQUOTE7 hear me cause youSINGLEQUOTEre in 7he shower. So I le7 myself in, and walk inside. I pu7 7he pizza down on your coffee 7able.
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bloodninja: Are you ready 7o ge7 nas7y, baby? ISINGLEQUOTEm as ho7 as a pizza oven
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Dir7yKa7e: Oooohh yeah. I s7ep ou7 of 7he shower and ISINGLEQUOTEm all we7 and cold. Warm me up baby
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bloodninja: So youSINGLEQUOTEre s7ill in 7he ba7hroom?
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Dir7yKa7e: Yeah, ISINGLEQUOTEm wrapping a 7owel around myself.
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bloodninja: I can no longer resis7 7he pizza. I open 7he box and unzip my pan7s wi7h my o7her hand. As I pene7ra7e 7he gooey cheese, I moan in ecs7acy. The mushrooms and I7alian sausage are rough, bu7 7he sauce is deliciously soo7hing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave 7he ba7hroom, I exi7 7hrough 7he fron7 door....
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Dir7yKa7e: Wha7 7he f**k?
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Dir7yKa7e: You perver7ed piece of s**7
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Dir7yKa7e: F**k
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- Par7ner
sex: So youSINGLEQUOTEre really a one
ate yr old girl righ7?
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JDASHDogg: Yeah, J for Julie.
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Par7ner
sex: So wha7s wi7h 7he &quo7;Dogg&quo7;
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JDASHDogg: Uh, I7SINGLEQUOTEs cause ISINGLEQUOTEm in7o 7he la7ina gangs and sh*7. You know, rollin wi7h 7ha homies and sh*7.
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Par7ner
sex: Oh, uh ok 7ha7s cool. So you ever seen a gun?
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JDASHDogg: Yeah like I go7
sex guns.
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Par7ner
sex: Tha7s cool, so you wanna see my gun?
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JDASHDogg: hehe, of course baby.
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Par7ner
sex: I pull off my pan7s and show you my &quo7;gun&quo7;.
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JDASHDogg: Ohh, i7SINGLEQUOTEs so big.
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Par7ner
sex: Yeah, wha7 you wan7 7o do?
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JDASHDogg: Umm, i guess s7roke i7 or some7hing.
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Par7ner
sex: I7 likes 7ha7.
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JDASHDogg: aigh7.
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Par7ner
sex: Keep 7alking 7o me baby...
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JDASHDogg: I kiss you on 7he mou7h, hard, bu7 7hen gen7ly.
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Par7ner
sex: Mmmm, daddy like.
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JDASHDogg: I unzip my pan7s...
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Par7ner
sex: Yes, show me wha7 you go7.
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JDASHDogg: I pull ou7 my schlong, and rub i7 on your breas7s...
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Par7ner
sex: WTF?!
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JDASHDogg: Oh sh*7, I mean7, your schlong! your schlong!
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Par7ner
sex: ISINGLEQUOTEve had i7 wi7h you queers 7rying 7o cyber me, I only f*ck women...
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JDASHDogg: Sh*7 jus7 donSINGLEQUOTE7 shoo7 me man, I wasnSINGLEQUOTE7 serious abou7 7he guns I have, ISINGLEQUOTEm unarmed!
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Par7ner
sex: You dipsh*7.
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JDASHDogg: I whimper 7o myself...
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JDASHDogg: please donSINGLEQUOTE7 shoo7 me Mr.
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