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INTER-OFFICE MEMORANDUM
DATE: 01/01/2008
TO: All Personnel
FROM: Vera Shakie
SUBJECT: Earthquake Safety Awareness
Due to the overwhelming response to the Earthquake Awareness Meeting held last week, we have prepared a summary of the steps each person should follow in the unlikely event of an earthquake.
IN THE EVENT OF AN EARTHQUAKE, PLEASE FOLLOW THESE STEPS:
1) When you become aware of the occurrence of an earthquake, remain calm.
2) Grip the armrests of your chair as firmly as possible to prevent dislogement.
3) To prevent being struck from flying debris, make your profile as small as possible by placing your head between your knees with you fingers interlaced over your head.
4) As the effects of the earthquake increase, kiss your ass goodbye.
Thank you for your attention.
_______________________
Vera Shakie
Crisis Manager
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