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Humor

Funny things from a variety of sources.

Email Weirdness

Bad Behavior - Good Help is Hard to Find - I am a Sick Perverted Mother - More Info than She Wanted - Filtering Dates for a Sense of Humor

Joke Letters

Earthquake Safety Awareness - Restroom Trip Policy - Sick Leave Policy - Works for Temperance

Humorous Poetry

Germs - Getting Older - Just Say Ho! - Ode Numothoratic - Platten Roller Woman - A Poem on Petey - War is a Science

Parodies

Common Cicada Misconceptions
I pseudonymously refute the wacky claims at Cicadaville.com with something wacked.
A Day in the Exciting Life of Mullet-Spy
One of my earliest attempts to write ad copy. It was also my last.
The Eisenhower Story
Ripped from the I Like Icon manual.
Houseplants of Gor
It's a botanist's wet dream.
[author: ellerol elvish]
Know Your Saddams
Those pesky body doubles.
The Miracle Worker
I write a miraculous review.
Moscow Reporter's Story
They call it 'Media' because it is neither rare, nor well done.
NotReady.Gov
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Otter Pops Deconstructed
See the hidden messages our children are getting from a delicious frozen treat.
 

'Tis the Season

Gift-O-Matic
Let us take the hassle out of deciding on a present.
Holiday Card 2002
A home-made card inspired by a story and drawing my son Joshua created.
Quest Halloween Makeover
Companies should have a sense of humor, too.

Be sure to check out the Strange section for more chuckles...

... more disturbing chuckles.

 

Internet Classics

Crappy Kid's Art
"... I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit." (Prose only a mother could love.) [author: Maddox]
Cybersex Gone Wrong (II, III, IV)
Instant messaging gone horribly awry.
[author: unkown]
I Like Monkeys
An oft circulated story about monkeys.
[author: unsure]
Lamentations of a Father
Get all old testament on your children. I'm happy to report Atlantic Monthly dropped the paywall on their archives!.
[author: Ian Frazier]
Read This First
An instruction manual parody - only with much better grammar.
[author: dave barry]
Why I Backup
Really, this is why I backup.
[author: steven thrasher]
The Y1K Crisis
After I first read this I thought to myself, man, why didn't I think of this?
[author: Ashleigh Brilliant]

 

Miscellaneous

Baseline Receives Accolades
It's January 1992 and we didn't even have to bribe Bob LeVitus.
Cloning Creates Monsters
...and they are usually right-wing fundamentalists.
DotComitas Clones Employees
Save early, save often, and save hair samples, I always say.
A Footnote on the History of the Dogcow
How to make a 4-foot tall pile of dog turds fit in your car.
Gentile Badchen's Wedding Toast
Impress your Jewish friends with your knowledge of their culture.
In Search of the Talking Moose
Ripped from the Talking Moose & his Cartoon Carnival manual.
The Javengers
"If I had a Rocket Launcher" was our corporate song.
Needs of the Young Villain
I pseudonymously tell the people at VillainSuppy.com that they are neglecting a market segment.
Shoe Store Name Generator
Who would have thought there could be so many interesting ways to name a shoe store? Not me.
Some Funny Pix
might exist here.
Web Engineer Checklist
It turns out Mayan religion and IT management have more in common than we thought.
Wombats!
It is my firm belief that all good jokes must have a wombat in them somewhere.
[author: robert schrieber]

 

 

 

 

 

it pays the bills dept

here is something I hope is doing no evil.

could be worse dept

there could be more of them