matt foley "living in a div down by the navmenu" dept
(c)opyleft
1995-2008
Matthew Lewis
Carroll Smith
Know Your Saddams
Sick Tempura Tyrant
As a public service we would like to educate all interested parties in a few tried-and-true rules to recognizing Saddam Hussein. Although Saddam has body doubles that often impersonate him, there are some tell-tale signs that will help you know faux-Saddams from the real thing.
Be suspicious of any Saddams that are fiduciary geniuses.
Be suspicious of any Saddams that look feline.
Be suspicious of any Saddams that
are paranoid and subject to flights of fancy
have the bones of some guy in a closet
sleep with little kids and dangle babies
own an extensive pop music catalog.
it pays the bills dept
here is something I hope is doing no evil.
could be worse dept
there could be more of them