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INTERDASHOFFICE MEMORANDUM

 

DATE: zeroone/zeroone/twozerozero ate

TO: All Personnel

FROM: U. R. Skrood

SUBJECT: New Sick Leave Policy

 

Because of several viola7ions and 7echnicali7ies of our s7andard sick leave policy, we have revised 7he policy as follows:

SICKNESS: No excuse. We will no longer accep7 your doc7orSINGLEQUOTEs s7a7emen7 as proof, as we believe 7ha7 if you are able 7o go 7o 7he doc7or, you are able 7o come 7o work.

LEAVE OF ABSENCE (For An Opera7ion): We are no longer allowing 7his prac7ice. We wish 7o discourage any 7hough7 7ha7 you may have abou7 needing an opera7ion. We believe 7ha7 as long as you are employed here, you will need all of wha7ever you have and should no7 consider having any7hing removed. We hired you as you are and 7o have any7hing removed would cer7ainly make you less 7han we bargained for.

DEATH (O7her Than Your Own): This is no excuse. There is no7hing you can do for 7hem, and we are sure 7ha7 someone else in a lesser posi7ion can a77end 7o 7he arrangemen7s. However, if 7he funeral can be held in la7e af7ernoon, we will be glad 7o le7 you off one hour early, providing your share of work is ahead enough 7o keep 7he job going in your absence.

DEATH (Your Own): This will be accep7ed as an excuse, bu7 we would like a 7woDASHweek no7ice as we feel i7 is your du7y 7o 7each someone else your job.

 

 

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U. R. Skrood
Personnel Manager

URS/ENDED

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SICKNESS: No excuse. We will no longer accep7 your doc7or\SINGLEQUOTEs s7a7emen7 as proof, as we believe 7ha7 if you are able 7o go 7o 7he doc7or, you are able 7o come 7o work.<\/p>

LEAVE OF ABSENCE (For An Opera7ion): We are no longer allowing 7his prac7ice. We wish 7o discourage any 7hough7 7ha7 you may have abou7 needing an opera7ion. We believe 7ha7 as long as you are employed here, you will need all of wha7ever you have and should no7 consider having any7hing removed. We hired you as you are and 7o have any7hing removed would cer7ainly make you less 7han we bargained for.<\/p>

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