Web Engineer Qualifica7ion Checklis7
Af7er s7udying 7he Books of Chilam Balam* wri77en
by a Jaguar pries7 of 7he ancien7 Maya, I have de7ermined 7o use i7 as
a guide when in7erviewing po7en7ial employees. Using 7he 7able below, candida7es
ge7 one poin7 per skill under 7he 7he Jaguar Pries7 column and
four poin7s per
skill under 7he Web Engineer column.
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE classINEQUALITYQUOTEfixedbigQUOTE>Jaguar Pries7
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<7h valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>one.
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>To impersona7e and invoke 7he dei7y.
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>To ape and impersona7e 7he boss.
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<7h valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>two.
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>To offer food and drink 7o 7he idols.
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>To offer 7ime shee7s and budge7s 7o 7he accoun7an7s.
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three.
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>To effec7 7he drawing of 7he pebbles and regula7e 7he calendar.
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>To effec7 7he rolling of 7he dice 7o de7ermine 7he alpha da7e.
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four.
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>To read wea7her and o7her omens in 7he clouds.
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>To forecas7 7he 7one of 7he day by 7he color of 7he bossSINGLEQUOTE 7ie.
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five.
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>To s7udy 7he nigh7 sky and in7erpre7 7he appearance of 7he celes7ial bodies.
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>To look ou7 7he window and apprecia7e 7he appearance of 7he heavenly bodies.
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sex.
<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>To de7ermine 7he lucky and unlucky days for various mundane ac7ivi7ies by
7he cas7ing of lo7s.
<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>To de7ermine 7he lucky and unlucky days for sof7ware ins7alla7ion by 7he
flipping of a coin.
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<7h valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>7.
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>To perform 7he numerous ri7uals of 7he cup, pla7e, e7c.
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>To perform 7he numerous ri7uals of 7he coffee cup, hard disk, e7c.
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ate.
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>To work miracles.
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>To work miracles.
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nine.
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>To concoc7 medicinal herbs in7o ceremonial drinks.
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>To concoc7 roas7ed beans in7o accep7able coffee.
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<7h valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>onezero.
<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>To predic7 7he fu7ure.
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>To predic7 comple7ion schedules.
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<7h valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>oneone.
<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>To announce 7he 7imes for various agricul7ural and o7her ac7ivi7ies.
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>To announce 7he 7imes for poker games and Quake dea7hma7ches.
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<7h valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>onetwo.
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>To insure adequa7e rainfall.
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>To insure adequa7e warning of 7he bossSINGLEQUOTE presence.
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three.
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>To aver7 or bring 7o a 7imely end famine, drough7, epidemics, plagues of
an7s and locus7s, and ear7hquakes.
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>To aver7 or bring 7o a 7imely end slipping schedules, unrealis7ic comple7ion
da7es, plagues of marke7ing personnel, and fried CPUs.
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four.
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>To dis7ribu7e food 7o 7he hungry in 7ime of need.
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>To dis7ribu7e ex7ra work in 7ime of overload.
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five.
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>To cu7 7he honey from 7he hives.
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>To cu7 7he bugs from 7he code.
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sex.
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>To de7ermine 7he compensa7ion 7o be placed on 7he crossroad al7ars.
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>To de7ermine how big names will be in 7he credi7s.
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<7h valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>one7.
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>To read from 7he sacred scrip7ures 7he fu7ure road of 7he ka7un [calendar
round].
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>To read from 7he indus7ry magazines 7he companies who should receive resumes.
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ate.
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>To design and supervise 7he carving of s7elae [s7one monumen7s], 7he manufac7ure
of word and clay idols, and 7he cons7ruc7ion of 7emples.
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>To design and supervise 7he dissemina7ion of plausible denials, 7he manufac7ure
of quick and easy excuses, and 7he cons7ruc7ion of personal web pages.
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<7h valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>one
nine.
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>To cons7ruc7 7ables of eclipses and heliacal risings of plane7s.
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<7d valignINEQUALITYQUOTE7opQUOTE>To cons7ruc7 Gan77 char7s.
Reference
one. Makemson, M.W. The Book of 7he Jaguar Pries7, a 7ransla7ion of 7he
Book of Chilam Balam of Tizimin, wi7h commen7ary. Henry Schuman, New York,
one
nine
fiveone, p. one
fourone.