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Matthew is Irradiated
The combination of long work hours, too much Coke, and the relentless hammering of radiation from the monitors caused the employees to start mutating. Matthew's already erratic behavior was componded by these unforeseen changes.

- from An Imaginary Quest Tale

Here are some links to help you plumb my depths. Good luck!

Blacksmithing: A hobby of mine, which I have neglected of late.

Computers I have Loved: My job, my hobby, my passion, my nervous breakdown.

Gnu News: I confess: I was Yak X!

Hot Kitty Pr0n: See my hot kitties in some animal action.

How Others See Me: Get a second opinion on me.

Joshua: My reason for living.

Lost: People I have misplaced.

Resume: More of a capsule history.

Webcam: Am I dressed?

The Wedding: The biggest step I've ever taken.

When did I Sleep?: Talk about your busy schedules.

Who am I?: Everything I want you to know about me.

Without Portfolio: Blogginit.

it pays the bills dept

here is something I hope is doing no evil.

could be worse dept

there could be more of them