MLCS - Résumé

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1995-2008
Matthew Lewis
Carroll Smith


Résumé April 2006		Matthew Lewis Carroll Smith Memphis, TN http://www.mlcsmith.com/
Job	Year	Skills	Objectives

Freelance Dad & Internet Consultant-Programmer-Guru Home Memphis, TN	2006	Salting it Away for a House
		Ajax, Prototype
	2005	Salting it Away for Joshua's College
		Document Object Model
	2004	Teaching Subjects the Grade School "Missed"
		Computer Forensics
	2003	Consistent Discipline
		Flash
	2002	Measured Discipline
		PHP4
	2001	Buy Wedding Ring
		Child Rearing

Minister Without Portfolio Synapse, LLC Memphis, TN	2000	Buy Engagement Ring
		DHTML, XML
	1999	Enjoy Working Again
		ColdFusion

VP of Development Quest Interactive Media Memphis, TN	1998	Take a Long Needed Vacation
		Process Flow Management
	1997	Convince Everyone the Internet is a Legitimate Revenue Source
		Java, SQL, ODBC
	1996	Convince Everyone the Internet is Better than Sex
		JavaScript, Clever HTML Tricks, Perl, HTML Training
	1995	Convince Everyone the Internet is The Next Big Thing
		HTML, Web Site Design, Python, VRML, UNIX

Senior VP of R&D Baseline Publishing Memphis, TN	1994	Going Independent
		C++

Consultant Light Software Cupertino, CA	1994	Lower Cost of Living
		User Interface Design, OpenDoc

VP of R&D Baseline Publishing Memphis, TN	1993	Going Independent
		C
	1992	Publish Software and Sell Thousands
		Management
	1991	Publish Software and Sell Millions
		Accounting
President Baseline Publishing Memphis, TN	1990	Publish Software and Sell Zillions
		Trade-Show Endurance

Manager of Technical Support Preferred Publishers Memphis, TN	1989	Going Independent
		Technical Writing, Software Training and Troubleshooting, BBS Maintenance, Bug Tracking

Systems Analyst Innovative Designs Memphis, TN	1988	Steady Paycheck
		Report Writing, Generic OS Training, Hardware Troubleshooting

Engineering Auditor Federal Express Memphis, TN	1987	Going Independent
		Process Auditing, Data Analysis, Nifty Chart Creation
Hub Troll and De-icer Federal Express Memphis, TN	1986	Better Position
		Ada, PC Graphic Design, Short Arm Marksmanship
	1985	Steady Paycheck
		Pascal, Desk-Top Publishing, Long Arm Marksmanship
	1984	Long-term Relationship
		MS-DOS, How to Avoid Striking Planes

Student University of Tennessee Knoxville, TN	1983	Drugs
		Assembly
	1982	Liquor
		FORTRAN

Student Memphis State University Memphis, TN	1981	Loud Music
		COBAL, SNOBAL, Equestrian Training
	1980	Sex
		APL, Metasymbol, Kendo, Juggling

Student Memphis University School Memphis, TN	1979	Petting
		Drama, Public Speaking, AP Physics
	1978	Real Kissing
		English Literature, AP Chemistry
	1977	Kissing
		Octal Assembly, Calculus, Statistics
	1976	Standing Next to Girls
		BASIC, Pre-Calculus

Student A Learning Place Memphis, TN	1975	More Sci-Fi
		Logic
	1974	More Goofing Off
		Algebra, Magic

Student Assortment of Depressing Public Schools Memphis, TN	1973	Surviving Bussing
		Sleeping in Class

Student Memphis State Campus School Memphis, TN	1972	Long Hair
		Geometry
	1971	Avoiding Peer Pressure
		Judo, German
	1970	Encouraging Peer Pressure
		Grammar
	1969	Avoiding the Draft
		Math

Student Christ Methodist Day School Memphis, TN	1968	B-B Gun
		Piano, Spelling
	1967	Avoiding Brussel Sprouts
		Writing, Unicycle

Student East High School Memphis, TN	1966	Christmas
		Reading, Bicycle

Student Columbus Day School Columbus, IN	1965	Real Animals
		ABCs, Tricycle

Useless, but Cute, Biological Unit Parent's Home Columbus, IN	1964	Stuffed Animals
		Potty Training
	1963	Cookies
		Walking
	1962	Not Falling Down
		Falling Down
	1961	Crawling
		Grabbing Things

Newborn Parent's Home Columbus, IN	1960	Food
		Crying, Eating, Excreting

Fetus Mom's Uterus Nashville, IN	1959	Birth
		None