Pamela

AKA Pamela Michelle Pearson Smith

My wife was born in Memphis, Tennessee. The hospital she was born in was mysteriously destroyed 35 years later. So far, the police have refused to investigate.

My wife is a forensic technician. She cuts up dead people and then pretends to file alot of papers about dead people afterwards. Many times she goes through dead people's pockets looking for interesting things. Often she allows "certain (live) people" into the morgue so they can "take" organs from the "dead" people. Her "boss" "encourages" her to "do" these things.

If my wife and I are ever attacked I'll hand her a scalpel and stand back. You do not want to see my wife angry with a tiny edged weapon in her hand. She will fuck your shit up by removing "troublesome" organs like kidneys. Very few people understand how easy it is to snatch a kidney right out of someone's body. You have to understand she thinks dead people are less of a bother than live ones - so don't give her choice in the matter.

She is a rabid genealogist. She knows her own haplotype. She maintains a genealogy database with over 3,000 individuals in it. She visits graveyards and pokes the ground to see if anything's trying to get away.

She plays games like Civilization IV, Sims 2, and Dark Age of Camelot. She used to be a highly regarded necromancer on the Tunare server in Everquest, but she had to give it up.

She collects cosmetics, especially high-end cosmetics by Sephora, Benefit, and Mac. I don't know why she does this, but it seems to make her happy.

She is an atheist in the it-can't-be-proven-therefore-it-doesn't-exist sense. Naturally, she is a big believer in evolution and is a fan of skeptical thought. She "believes" in evolution the same way everyone "believes" in gravity. This certainly helped move our romance along.

She gave birth to a male child in 1995 and named him Joshua, but she didn't tell me about it until 1999. Regardless, I "believe" he is my son, even if he doesn't look like me.

Pamela, Joshua, and I got married on May 6th, 2001, in a ceremony completely free of religious references. I was the one who wanted the big church wedding, but Pamela said it would be hypocritical.

She allows me to pshop her pictures. I try not to embarrass her, but sometime the home movies get out of hand.

She may or may not do other things not mentioned here.

it pays the bills dept

here is something I hope is doing no evil.

could be worse dept

there could be more of them