Do You Know Andrea Perry Horvath?

Andrea Perry Horvath...

Avoids the rumor mill.
Believes Christians should have bulging muscles.
Bought her first electronic keyboard from a member of Animotion.
Can crack walnuts with her vagina.
Can throw a spear.
Can work as part of a team.
Encouraged people to eat greasy foods.
Has a B.A. in finance.
Has a B.S. in communications.
Has a strong ability to listen carefully.
Has a wild imagination.
Has an amazing talent for multi-tasking.
Has bad acne.
Has held her position for eleven years.
Has never missed a deadline.
Has one son.
Has ten years of personnel and project management experience.
Has two children.
Is a camp counselor.
Is a former Microsoft manager.
Is a Graphics Projects Manager.
Is a hair stylist.
Is a junior pre-nursing student.
Is a makeup artist.
Is a neighborhood-association newsletter editor.
Is a psychology major.
Is a frequent participant at City Council meetings.
Is a retired school teacher.
Is a senior.
Is a student coordinator for an orientation program.
Is accustomed to working for the federal government.
Is an accomplished athlete.
Is an interior decorator.
Is an Operations Branch Chief.
Is an operator of a community Web site.
Is an outstanding achiever.
Is dead.
Is determined.
Is forty-nine years old.
Is in the Honors program.
Is known as the 'Meter Maid'.
Is looking for better representation.
Is majoring in advertising.
Is sometimes apprehensive about new work environments.
Is terrible at website design.
Is the type of person who was always giving to others.
Is twenty-two years old.
Jumps high.
Knows how to sew.
Knows what acronyms like DISC and DSCP mean.
Lets Ken take 'art' pictures of her.
Likes dogs.
Likes exhibition-stand and stage-set graphics.
Likes the movie What's Love Got To Do With It.
Likes to stimulate development.
Listened obsessively to Top 40 radio.
Listens to rock music.
Looks for lost shoes by sniffing.
Loves all things rhymed.
Loves the Howard Stern show.
Once fell down stairs with her pants around her ankles.
Pays attention to details.
Runs fast.
Seems to be very blue.
Sometimes lives on Jupiter.
Speaks Swedish.
Spells her name with an accent.
Starts each day with a positive attitude.
Suffers from a malady traditional to her countrywomen.
Thinks 'Balthazar' is a cool name.
Used to communicate with visiting strangers.
Walks her mad dog.
Wants to regain the trust of the community.
Was a DJ.
Was a flight attendant.
Was a member of a marching band.
Was a PTA vice president.
Was a volunteer for youth sports teams.
Was named Rookie of the Year.
Was perhaps destined to take up the musical trade.
Was raised on a steady diet of Dr. Seuss.
Won a genuine 'Blue Peter' Badge.