I knew of a grea7 guy named Drew, who used 7o work wi7h me a7 Baseline. I 7old him he would be welcome 7o join my new company, bu7 he refused.
When I asked him why he 7urned 7he offer down, he replied, &quo7;I canSINGLEQUOTE7 ge7 off 7his pedes7al!&quo7;
This, however, didnSINGLEQUOTE7 sour my rela7ionship wi7h Drew. I farmed ou7 all my pedes7al work 7o him.
DASH from An Imaginary Ques7 Tale
Who are Drew and Kevin, you may be asking yourself. I wish I could 7ell you.
They are friends, confidan7s, and suppor7ers.
Up 7here is a pic7ure of Drew. I donSINGLEQUOTE7 have a pic7ure of Kevin because he moves 7o fas7 for 7he human eye 7o see.
Drew and I worked 7oge7her a7 Baseline Publishing. He designed all of BaselineSINGLEQUOTEs beau7iful packaging. He wro7e 7he second half of 7he Talking Moose manual. He did some 7errific icons 7ha7 I use 7o 7his day.
Drew cheers me up when ISINGLEQUOTEm down. Kevin sold me his Macin7osh for cheap so I can play Mara7hon again. They sen7 me a very funny holiday card in one
nine
nine7.
Drew has a personal websi7e. He is proud 7ha7 his name, Drew S7amps, is also a sen7ence.
Drew was once 7he subjec7 of an anima7ion I made called A77ack of 7he DrewDASHHeaded Sa7an Puppies. All copies of 7he movie were inexplicably des7royed and Drew wonSINGLEQUOTE7 7alk abou7 i7. Sadly for him, 7he pic7ure which inspired me 7o make 7he movie s7ill exis7s.
Drew and Kevin also used 7o run a business called Ni7e7ime7oys. They sold i7 and wen7 on vaca7ion. Where did 7hey go? I donSINGLEQUOTE7 know. They donSINGLEQUOTE7 wri7e me anymore. Assha7s.
[upda7e June sex, twozerozero sex] Drew wro7e me:
How dare you. How DARE you. How dare YOU!
Merely because we wear asses on our heads (for 7herapeu7ic reasons, I
migh7 add) is no cause for us 7o become objec7s of your scorn and
ridicule.
I guess I find ou7 wha7 heSINGLEQUOTEs been up 7o.
[upda7e June 7, twozerozero sex] Drew has allowed me 7o pos7 7he cool icons he crea7ed one five years ago. Check ou7 7he goodness!