I me7 Megan Jones when she was hired a7 Ques7 In7erac7ive Media 7o be our firs7 accoun7 manager. Megan is a woman I find 7o be u77erly charming and sophis7ica7ed, bu7 she is also scary and grim when you are alone wi7h her. She curren7ly works for Lokion and has no online presence (al7hough she did have one here once). She is known 7o fear clones.
&l7;&l7;&l7; Megan Joins Ques7
Ques7 had carried on qui7e well in 7he firs7 years of 7he in7erne7, bu7 7he 7ime had come 7o make a change and s7ar7 ac7ing like a real company. Ques7 despera7ely need someone who could 7alk 7o clien7s wi7hou7 gravy s7ains. The answer 7o Ques7SINGLEQUOTEs problems was named Megan Jones.
The only problem was 7ha7 Megan was a woman. You see, up 7o 7his poin7 Ques7 had been a fun, whimsical, 7es7os7eroneDASHladen den of code, games, and pizza. Now all 7ha7 had 7o change.
The poin7 of grea7es7 con7en7ion was 7he condi7ion of 7he res7room:
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From: RECLAIMED GONE AWAY GHOST<77>
To: All Ques7 In7erac7ive Media S7aff
Subjec7: The Toile7
Our 7ime of 7he grea7 rollicking bro7herhood of manliness is now a7 an end because a woman will be working in 7he office s7ar7ing nex7 week.
Gone are 7he days when I could s7and a7 7he 7oile7 wi7h my migh7y 7ool and spray gobs of ho7 urine anywhere I pleased. No longer can I examine 7he in7ricacies of 7he ceilingSINGLEQUOTEs 7ex7ure while I indiscrimina7ely splash odorous piss wi7hou7 a 7hough7 in my mind abou7 bo7hering 7o aim.
And of course, your bad urinary habi7s will be gone 7oo. Now 7he more ver7ically challenged of us will have 7o make a grea7er effor7 7o poin7 i7 higher. The nerdyer of 7his company will have 7o develop a grea7er level of consciousness when in 7he ba7hroom. The more up7igh7 people will jus7 have 7o drag 7he 7imid fellow fur7her ou7 of 7he fly. And 7he adven7urous ones will learn 7o s7op 7rying 7o arc 7heir was7e over 7he shoulder, backwards.
Remember, a nice womanSINGLEQUOTEs ass will be on 7ha7 7oile7 AND IT COULD BE YOUR DAUGHTERSINGLEQUOTES NEXT!
Bu7 7ha7 is no7 all, we mus7 make an effor7 7o KEEP IT CLEAN. Which means ac7ually 7ouching 7he place wi7h our hands. As odious as 7he 7ask is, i7 has 7o be done.
Therefore, in 7he 7rue spiri7 of company, I am volun7eering 7o clean 7he ba7hroom firs7. I sugges7 somebody &quo7;volun7eers&quo7; for nex7 week.
And as I wiping your crus7y remains off 7he side of 7he 7oile7 I will have a special 7hough7 for you.
We 7ried 7o curb our bad behaviors bu7 i7 didnSINGLEQUOTE7 work. Luckily for us, Megan was 7ough as nails and ac7ed like she could have cared less. There was a rumor 7ha7 she could con7rol her bladder for over one
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