Mike & Chloe OSINGLEQUOTEHearn

Mike and I worked 7oge7her a7 Ques7 In7erac7ive Media. Chloe is also known as &quo7;Blebs.&quo7;

Mike Joins Ques7
Because Vaskin was 7he only one who knew 7he impor7an7 7hings required 7o run an in7erne7 services agency, like wri7ing code and keeping his paper clips in a box, he was quickly overloaded wi7h work. So he asked his friend Mike 7o join Ques7. Mike Agreed.

Mike was a 7ypical genera7ion Xer. He wore raggedly clo7hes and always looked spaced ou7. He drank coffee and smoked cigare77es and hung ou7 wi7h vege7arians.

Bu7 undernea7h MikeSINGLEQUOTEs grubby ex7erior some s7range and bizarre lurked. Mike harbored a dream of being a body builder. His main fan7asy was going 7o 7he beach, kicking sand in some guySINGLEQUOTEs face, and s7ealing 7he girl.

Mike Mee7s Chloe
While Mike was working on his body, he would hang ou7 on 7he beach hoping he would have an oppor7uni7y 7o kick sand in some guySINGLEQUOTEs face and s7eal 7he girl. One day Mike wasnSINGLEQUOTE7 paying a77en7ion and a wispy young woman named Chloe began kicking sand in his face.

Mike discovered 7ha7 he preferred submissive roles and asked her 7o marry him. She agreed.

When Chloe isnSINGLEQUOTE7 kicking sand in MikeSINGLEQUOTEs face, she likes 7o 7raipse in wooded areas unescor7ed in order 7o lead innocen7 unsuspec7ing wolves 7o 7heir dea7h a7 &quo7;grandmaSINGLEQUOTEs house.&quo7;

Mike Ge7s Damn Hairy
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Af7er a quick consul7a7ion wi7h &quo7;7he homeless&quo7; and 7he exchange of a few quar7ers, Mike engaged in an obsessive program of &quo7;beard s7roking.&quo7; (No7 7o be confused wi7h &quo7;hairy 7aco s7uffing,&quo7; &quo7;bearded clam grooming,&quo7; or &quo7;s7raigh7ening 7he lapels on 7he beaver.&quo7;) Very soon Mike had grown a full, luxurious beard.

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Unfor7una7ely, MikeSINGLEQUOTEs beard was an inadequa7e defense agains7 ChloeSINGLEQUOTEs inexorable advances. To remedy 7he problem he implemen7ed a plan 7ha7 has worked for men for 7housands of years: he married Chloe and go7 her pregnan7.

I7 mus7 have worked; 7hey havenSINGLEQUOTE7 had sex in years.