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Pam was born in Memphis, Tennessee. The hospital she was born in was mysteriously destroyed 35 years later. So far, the police have refused to investigate.
She is a forensic technician. She cuts up dead people and then pretends to file alot of papers about dead people afterwards. Many times she goes through dead people's pockets looking for interesting things. Often she allows "certain (live) people" into the morgue so they can "take" organs from the "dead" people. Her "boss" "encourages" her to "do" these things.
If Pam and I are ever attacked I'll hand her a scalpel and stand back. You do not want to see her angry with a tiny edged weapon in her hand. She will fuck your shit up by removing "troublesome" organs like kidneys. Very few people understand how easy it is to snatch a kidney right out of someone's body. You have to understand she thinks dead people are less of a bother than live ones - so don't give her choice in the matter.
This one time, at band camp, Pam was attacked by a feral turtle. She had turtle bites over 0.01% of her body. It was touch-and-go for a while there, but she's a trooper and pulled through. To this day Pam hates turtles and one particular little zombie boy.
She is a rabid genealogist. She knows her own haplotype. She maintains a genealogy database with over 60,000 individuals in it. She visits graveyards and pokes the ground to see if anything's trying to get away.
Pam has heavy geek cred - for example, she was into MUDs before there were MMOs. She plays games like Civilization IV, Sims, Sims 2, Everquest, and Dark Age of Camelot. She liked playing a necromancer in Everquest so much she did it twice.
She collects cosmetics, especially high-end cosmetics by Sephora, Benefit, and Mac. I don't know why she does this, but it seems to make her happy.
She is an atheist in the it-can't-be-proven-therefore-it-doesn't-exist sense. Naturally, she is a big believer in evolution and is a fan of skeptical thought. She "believes" in evolution the same way everyone "believes" in gravity. This certainly helped move our romance along.
She gave birth to a male child in 1995 and named him Joshua, but she didn't tell me about it until 1999. Regardless, I "believe" he is my son, even if he doesn't look like me.
She did a passable job of raising the early Joshy by herself, but frankly, a strong male presence was required. For instance, Pam would let Joshy jump on the bed. Joshy would make these really feeble and pathetic jumps. I came along and Joshy learned the proper way to get some rad air time on each bounce!
Pamela, Joshua, and I were married on May 6th, 2001, in a ceremony completely free of religious references. I was the one who wanted the big church wedding, but Pamela said it would be hypocritical.
She allowed me to pshop her pictures. I tried not to embarrass her, but the home movies got out of hand.
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