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An Imaginary Quest Tale

As told by Matthew Lewis Carroll Smith and Others

This is a semi-fictionalized story of how Quest Interactive Media came to be and what happened to everybody after it crashed. After many years standing alone, this site has now been deconstruction - parts of the story are now littered through the other pages on my web site. I'd like to thank Scott Moss who helped me write some of the tastier bits.

Prologue - The Baseline Years
It Started So Simply
Baseline in San Francisco
Moose on the Loose
April Fools at Apple
Matthew's Room in San Jose
Baseline Looses Touch with Reality
Clubbed to Death

Chapter One - Foundlings
Vaskin Joins Quest
Mike Joins Quest
Scott Applies to Quest
Drew Doesn't Move Much
Scott Joins Quest
Warner Joins Quest

Chapter Two - CRT Burn-In
Matthew is Irradiated
Vaskin's Armenian Regression
Shaun Fixes the Monitors

Chapter Three - Imitation of Life
Mike Meets Chloe
Vaskin Acts Suspicious
Scott's Little Accident
Vaskin on the Lam
Scott's Band
Warner Dreams of Being a Rock Star
Vaskin Gets Respectable
Megan Joins Quest
Scott Resorts to Porn
Mike & Chloe Marry
Matthew Avoids Karaoke
Shaun & Salpy Marry
Matthew Goes Too Deep
US Web Acquires Quest
US Web Closes Quest

Chapter Four - Bubble Burst
The Host is Scattered
A Toad is Licked
Chloe is Filled with Blebs
Matthew Digs a Hole
Matthew Builds a House
Scott Whips it Good
Drew & Kevin Sell Wiggly Things
Matthew Begs for a Job
Marcus Starts Something New
Synapse Goes Away
A Long Awaited Party

Chapter Five - Growth Hormone
Matthew Gets Married
Lokion Bloats Like a Bloaty-Thing
Mike & Chloe Reproduce
Shaun & Salpy Reproduce
Matthew Vows Never to Reproduce

And they all lived happily ever after.

The End? ...or is it just The Beginning? ...no, it's really The End. Please go away now. Shoo. Shoo!

 

 

 

 

 

it pays the bills dept

here is something I hope is doing no evil.

could be worse dept

there could be more of them