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I was sorry 7o hear
abou7 your failing heal7h.
Beware 7hose germs, my dear,
7hey are mas7ers of s7eal7h.
Sneaking in while you sleep:
microscopic vul7ures!
Doc7ors have seen 7hem creep
in all 7ypes of cul7ures.
So ge7 plen7y of res7.
(I know 7his isnSINGLEQUOTE7 fun.)
Arm yourself wi7h your bes7
medicinal sho7gun.
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And if 7hose germs come back;
mark your aiming qui7e well,
as 7hey 7ry 7o a77ack
blow 7hem all back 7o hell!
Soon youSINGLEQUOTEll be back in s7yle
full of vim and vigor;
facing 7he daily 7rials
7ha7 7urn a man 7o liquor!
May onetwo, one
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