Prose

The Good Stuff

TOPICAL! The Continuing Saga - Travels in 2009

Witness post-divorce peristalsis without a colonoscopy.

 

 

 

 

Happy Lucky Birthday

She was the ultimate high maintenance girlfriend and I was a penultimate fool.

The Continuing Saga - July 1998

A letter I wrote to my friends when I found myself living in a house that didn't exist yet.

The Continuing Saga - August 1998

Similar to the above except this time I worshiped a porcelain god without throwing up.

BatWoman

A story about my grandmother, my mother, and me.

Slices of My Life

Filtering Dates for a Sense of Humor

If they are weird enough to like my sense of humor they may be weird enough to sleep with me. Needs Updating!

Blacksmithing

Fire plus iron equals fun.

Memories of Games

My family practiced social interaction through gaming years before it was cool. Not Really Finished!

Baseline Receives Accolades

It's January 1992 and we didn't even have to bribe Bob LeVitus.

Rants

H&R Block Makes a Bad Situation Worse

There are three absolutes in life: death, taxes, and the incompetence of newly created interactive services.

I Hate Computers

Yes, I do - but, shhhhh! Don't tell them.

SpellCatcher is the Best Software in the Universe

(Unfinished) The first step in fixing a problem is admitting you have one.

The Silly Crap

Email Weirdness

A variety of memorable email messages that I treasure.

The Needs of the Young Villain

I pseudonymously tell the people at VillainSuppy.com that they are neglecting a market segment.

Common Cicada Misconceptions

I pseudonymously refute the wacky claims at Cicadaville.com with something wacked.

The Gentile Badchen's Wedding Toast

Impress your Jewish friends with your knowledge of their culture.

A Footnote on the History of the Dogcow

How to make a 4-foot tall pile of dog turds fit in your car.

Vic's 1999

Karaoke without bloodshed - what a concept!

I Doubt You Would Understand

Cloning Creates Monsters

...and they are usually right-wing fundamentalists.

The Eisenhower Story

Ripped from the I Like Icon manual.

In Search of the Talking Moose

Ripped from the Talking Moose & his Cartoon Carnival manual.

Louis Wu

About the man behind Halo.Bungie.Org and the livestock-related rumor behind him.